PREFACE: There’s this woman on Facebook, you know the kind, who goes on and on about new age mumbo-jumbo all the time, talking in the style of speech you get from hanging around quacks, mystics, gurus and charlatans too long. Anyway, she (we’ll call her ER here) posted this picture today (with writing that made claims about how we were all going to reach a new level of consciousness and other humdingers!) and what ensued was foolish, funny and farcical. In my own defence… well, sometimes the batshit baloney must be met with a good dollop of gone-bad mayonnaise and a splash of mustard gas!
RUDE WEAPON: Why didn’t we do this with 11.11.11 or 10.10.10? Does this suggest that two devils or anti-christs on the way? Each 12 can be divided by 6 twice. That gives you six 6’s. And since 666 is the number of the beast (which, of course, it isn’t), does that not then mean that you have 2 sets of 666: ergo 2 Beasts! Ooooh! Heh-heh-heh. LOL! They’ll be coming to town in a sky chariot… hmmmm… wait a moment… could it be true: Santa is just an anagram of Satan. OMG!!! 😉
AC and SO’C like this.
HELL: OMG your right, he right, omg ,,omg,……..!
RW: Stop up your fireplaces and batten down the hatches: the evil fat one is coming!
ER: it’s your memory…i can’t answer your questions. its your journey. have a nice day
PDF: Apparently people seem to believe that this is the last repetitive date we will ever have? Unknown to them dipshits is the date 01.01.2101 or 01.01.01
RUDE WEAPON: Then why do you make claims on my – indeed everyone’s – behalf? You could say ‘I will remember’ etc. have you any idea how frustrating it is to have people speak for you, then when you ask them to explain, they can’t or won’t?
ER: i share it with people i know feel what i feel…perhaps i do remember…you can unfriend me if you like. it’s your frustration you are experiencing. i am happy to remain friends but please be gentle with your words.
RW: Or worse: when you are American and an Irish person tells you to have a nice day?
ER: i say what i feel. half my family is american. it was meant with genuineness. i do hope it’s a good day for you. must run to work. it’s the anniversary of a family member so am a little sensitive today. take care
RW: Why do you speak in this way? It’s your frustration I’m experiencing? Did I 
not say that? Who else’s frustration could it be? Are you afraid of words?
ER: i am not going to argue. we see the world differently. this is how i speak. i am not frustrated. i love words. i write. must go. you dont like my posts. they frustrate you so you are welcome to unfriend me if you choose. must go. take care
RW: Who’s arguing, honey? Why do you tell me to be gentle with my words? And why do you always run away?
ER: because i am sensitive. i truly must go. it’s a family anniversary and i have to drop by work first. i have a lot
to juggle at the moment.
RW: Actually, I love them. They make me laugh. 🙂 Ok, go juggle!
ER: why dont you just meditate instead of leaving loud messages on my wall and perhaps you might find some answers there
RW: I meditate regularly, honey… and if you think I’m being loud… well, maybe you should go to Specsavers! (Somebody’s being loud when they USE ALL CAPS!). I practice two types of meditation two times per day: TM and Zen. When you get to a higher plateau of consciousness you will become less sensitive, less ready to make erroneous assumptions, and more able to effortlessly cope with anything anyone might say. Just remember, hon, it’s just a ride, it’s just a ride!
ER: Dont call me honey.
DOM: Unfriend&bar….
RW: Don’t tell me to have a nice day!
(I was defriended then and there!)
RW: Wow, E – I can’t believe you did that! I will take full responsibility however for reading you wrong. I though you were a person who believed in spirituality and humanity and strove to understand and be compassionate. You can imagine my shock to discover that I was wrong. Since I’m not a mask-wearing, game-playing kind of person, I did not immediately recognise this in you. For an apparently ‘enlightened’ person, or a person ‘in touch’ with their ‘divineness’ or ‘spirit’, you sure act in an opposite manner: passive/aggressive, judgemental, assumptive and ready to censor those who challenge or disagree with you. Smooth move, Ex-Lax! Perhaps when your third eye opens and you can see the isness of the truth of what I am saying, you might begin to consider how ridonkulous you appear to those who do not claim to speak in pseudo-scientific, makey-uppy, woo-woo, new-age jabberwocky. You have probably never taken a moment to look at my About Me section but you will see that I am a ‘change specialist’ and when you are ready can help you help yourself to do so and enjoy the wonders and thrills of living in the real world, here and now, honey! Peace & Love O XXX
ER: I told you i am mourning the loss of a family member today and am particularly sensitive,
RW: No, you didn’t. Read back over what you’ve written this morning and you will find no such thing. I sincerely commiserate with you for your loss and hope you find solace soon… however, even under these circumstances, do you honestly think it gives you the go ahead to act like an eejit?
ER: in your reckoning. take care. i dont share your world view. period.
RW: You do not have the mental capacity to share my world view. If you ever get sick of speaking gibberish, crack open a science book and try to understand what it says. Good luck and may the fairies be with you! An enlightened being would have seen her mistake and apologised.
ER: i work as a therapist, actually. i dont like your world view so stop pushing it on me and you are welcome to not have to share mine.
RW: Really. What, Art therapy, Color therapy? What kind of bollixology therapy do you practice? Seriously, I am curious. You are so deluded, honey, that you don’t see that it is you who is pushing her unintelligible and idiotic world view on others. I do not make claims on your behalf. I do not do anything except ask you questions… but you always run away because secretly, deep down inside your vapid being, you know you don’t know what you are talking about. Reality doesn’t care what you like or dislike. If you choose your world view because you like it, not because it is true, then you really are in need of some accredited therapy! Be responsible: get some.
ABSOLUTELY NOONE: Stop now – your opinions are of no consequence – you are not going to change these peoples opinions so don’t interfere by imposing your own publicly upon them – simply block Ms. Rose if you do not wish to read her posts
The comment:
Owen Marshal (December 12, 2012): I meditate regularly, honey… and if you think I’m being loud… well, maybe you should go to Specsavers! (Somebody’s being loud when they USE ALL CAPS!). I practice two types of meditation two times per day: TM and Zen. When you get to a higher plateau of consciousness you will become less sensitive, less ready to make erroneous assumptions, and more able to effortlessly cope with anything anyone might say. Just remember, hon, it’s just a ride, it’s just a ride!
ABSOLUTELY NOONE: Hey, I don’t like this comment. Please remove it.
The comment:
Owen Marshal (December 12, 2012): Why didn’t we do this with 11.11.11 or 10.10.10? Does this suggest that two devils or anti-christs on the way? Each 12 can be divided by 6 twice. That gives you six 6’s. And since 666 is the number of the beast (which, of course, it isn’t), does that not then mean that you have 2 sets of 666: ergo 2 Beasts! Ooooh! Heh-heh-heh. LOL! They’ll be coming to town in a sky chariot… hmmmm… wait a moment… could it be true: Santa is just an anagram of Satan. OMG!!!
RW: And may I ask who you are, Mr No one?
ABSOLUTELY NOONE: My name is Noone – it is on my passport – I am ER’s fiance
RW: You are a weirdo if you ask me. Where do you get off telling me what to do, ya punk?!
ABSOLUTELY NOONE: That’s fairly hypocritical
RW: Your name is on your passport? What is wrong with you people? Earlier I was told – after saying that I was feeling frustrated – that the frustration I was experiencing was my own? What in dog’s name are you people on?
ABSOLUTELY NOONE: Yes Noone not no one – what does it matter what you or I am on – this conversation is boring me now
RW: I was bored and have been asleep since you opened your silly mouth. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. ;/ What I have to say is of no consequence… yet here you are/were engaged in communication with me. Talk about hyprocrisy and stupidity and the pot calling the kettle black all at the same time. Listen: You two seriously deserve each other. Breast of duck as you jump the broom and move forward on the ground on the path that takes you on your journey to the land of Oz where the Wizard is a pathetic little man behind a curtain. And the Lion says: ‘I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks!’ (See, I can even type in my sleep!) Stop wasting my time. I will waste no more time on no one!
ABSOLUTELY NOONE: Stupidity? – enjoying alternate spacing of my name? Weirdo? Punk? – profound man – really profound Keep well and goodbye
RW: Wow, man, like, groovy, dude! It is bye and I suppose that is good… so, yeah, okay, like, bye! Peace & Love 😉
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